Look, if you’re reading this in early January 2026, you’re either celebrating or you’re feeling a massive pit in your stomach. As of January 14, 2026, silver is screaming. Spot price is oscillating between $85 and $90 per ounce—up a staggering 210% from this time last year. Gold is comfortably…
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The Ghost of Corporate Past: Auditing the Life I Left Behind (And How You Can Too)
By Early Retirement Earl | [ ACCESSING PROJECT 2028 ARCHIVES… ] ENTRY: ISSUE ZERO (The Origin) STATUS: 12 Months into “The Bridge” TIMELINE: 719 Days to Rule of 55 Execution (Jan 1, 2028) Disclaimer: This is my personal journey, not financial, tax, or investment advice. Rules like the Rule of…
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2026! AND WELCOME NEW READERS
Happy New Year! There is something powerful about the turn of the calendar. It’s a natural reset—a moment to look ahead with clarity and stop dwelling on the mistakes of the past. If you’ve been following my journey, you know that I didn’t have a “perfect” start. I spent decades…
10 FIRE Questions Everyone Googles (and the Answers the Gurus Won’t Tell You)
By Earl Owens | Read Time: 10 Minutes The high-income FIRE gurus tell you to track your spending and buy VTSAX. That’s Chapter 1. We’re here for Chapter 7—the brutal truth about identity, marriage, and the sophisticated tax arbitrage that actually makes early retirement work. I’m answering the 10 most…
QUIT F*CKING AROUND: The One Brutal Rule to Escape Your Broke, Lost 20s
(From a Twice-Homeless Dad Who Hit $2 Million Before 50) 💥 Your Problem is Not Existential. It’s a Math Problem. Let me be crystal clear: I was you. At 20, I was sleeping on a friend’s couch—when I was lucky. At 30, I was still directionless and drunk most nights.…
Frugality Fatigue is Real – How to Reach FIRE Without Hating Your Life
The Hidden Reason 80% of Financial Independence Retire Early Chasers Burn Out or Blow Up Their Savings By Earl Owens | Read Time: 12 Minutes The Lie That Kills Your Retirement If you’ve been saving 40%, 50%, or even 70% of your income for more than three years, you know…
The FIRE Defense for Your Kids: How to Raise Independent Adults (Not Entitled Brats)
Listen up, fellow FIRE parents. We won the war against the 9-to-5, but now we’re fighting the most important battle of all: the war against entitlement. I’m Earl Owens. I’m 51, a late-start dad with three young kids. I’ve gone from being flat-out broke and technically homeless in my 20s…
The Mortgage is a Trap: Why Paying It Off is Stupid and How the Elite Overlords Want You to Stay Enslaved
Hi, I’m Earl. I built a $2 Million net worth and walked away from my six-figure job at 51, and I did it all while carrying a mortgage. I know your gut is screaming at you to pay off your mortgage. Every financial guru, parent, and friend tells you that…
Yes, You Can Coast FIRE with Kids After 40 – Here’s the Math from a Dad Who’s Doing It at 51
I see the question almost everyday in subreddits and retirement forums on Facebook:“Can you actually Coast FIRE when you’re already in your 40s or 50s and have a house full of kids?” Short answer: Hell yes. I’m 51, three kids, semi-retired on 20–25 hours a week, and my investments are…
The Rule of 55 Explained: My Exact Plan to Access $1.6M Penalty-Free at Age 55
By Earl Owens | Read Time: 9 Minutes Rule of 55 Checklist: Are You Eligible?” I turn 55 in 2028. That means in just over 2 years, I get to flip the IRS the bird and start pulling money out of my corporate 401(k) with zero 10% penalty, even though…
